The fact that Wendy's burgers come in a space and packaging efficient square shape leads me to believe that they were at some point frozen. I mean come on, did they kill the cow right behind the register?

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Yes, I saw them do it.

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whoa, he stole that guys tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch

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FINALLY, someone who isn't misinformed about this whole isse!

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I smell featured user.

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nah they are just kept refrigerated rather than frozen in a freezer... i used to work there. its a bullsh*t way of deceiving the audience in their commercial to appear "better" than they are. its still fast food.

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I think this is either proof that Wendy's is behind Global Warming, or that we all will have somewhere to eat in a few years. Plus all Global Warming means is Solar Panels will become a viable source of alternative energy!

it's (like) a pizzone! it's huge!

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The Pizzone is yours alone!

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wutcha got there?

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Looks like the elephant is taking a pizzone.

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Looks like the elephant is having Gack! anal leakage.

Aw girl, you nasty

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Hey what's that heffalump doing, peeing or something?

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I haven't been to Wendy's in a while. Maybe I'll eat there tonight. But probably not.

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YES YES

The hot urine melts ice glaciers

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analysis:way better than fast food

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Elephants make green poop. The more you know�™

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Stayin' fresh till midnight or later

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the baconator could kill 5 small children

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the baconator *is* 5 small children

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NIQQER

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tired of the same lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?

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The burger has had conspicuously few sunspots this year.

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Fresh never frozen. The best way to enjoy a corpse.

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global warming's just gonna be a bunch a lame-o fun n burgers!?

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The gods must be yummy.

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hey guys think max would let us start our own club??!

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5'd for penis gourds

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peeing elephant

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I prefer the TCBCR thankyouverymuch

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THE NEW MCDLT

If meats was meant to be freezed wouldn't cows live in Antarctica?? LOLOLOL

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If meat WASN'T Ment to be frozen why wouldn't it last more than 3 days unfrozen without becoming moldy?

I like sites that make me express mirth, pleasure, derision, or nervousness with an audible, vocal expulsion of air from the lungs that can range from a loud burst of sound to a series of quiet chuckles and is usually accompanied by characteristic facial and bodily movements better

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or just sites that feature men w/ carrot penises.

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First time i saw that jive, the mental translation came across as "Greater Chance of Spoilage!!!" Frozen Meats FTW. In other news: Vibrant image with kickin' track get 5'd!!!

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Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

You want something to put your mind at ease about global wharming? K. Take a glass of water and fill it with ice cubes. Let the ice cubes melt completely. You'll notice that the water level in your glass has in fact been reduced.

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You will also notice that there is more free water in the system (the glass) that is the problem: there will be more water in the environment that was formerly trapped in ice caps. Not to mention the complete destruction of arctic habitats.

Fill a bowl half-way with water and put some ice cubes in. The ice cubes will float. Now, wait for the ice cubes to melt. You will notice that the water level has in fact risen.

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Ice is h20 in frozen form, but it is not water, which is h20 in liquid form. So the water level in the glass went from "nothing" to "something".

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Is the elephant jazzing on the ground????

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Are you implying that Jazz Jackrabbit should be rated M?

BURGER DA SKIES LEAVES DA AIR SMELLING LIKE BEEF ONIONS AND CHEESE! HALLELUJAH!

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love it

Knowing how they shoot food for commercials, not only is it fresh, it's basically still raw too.

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Hey! i recognise that elephant

This is classic Click right here.

Sites like this give me hope for YTMND.

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put it in the time capsule

I think one reason YTMND might suck now is that sites stay up so long on U&C, so the solid 4.0X sites like this one, which may have limited appeal to a popular audience, are pushed down by sites with more accessible humour (usually video game nostalgia, or MasterSitsu-esque pop-culture mashups). It really is a shame that YTMND has been so steeped in a particular brand of humour. Actually, sometimes I think "featured users" is a good idea after all, and just needs to be extended to be more inclusive.

this just proves if u decide to get a good rating, certainly paying for it wont help u. hahahahahahhahahah suker

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Certainly

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You do realize that sponsorships aren't necessarily (or even usually) paid by the people that made the sites, right?

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Is the naked black guy trying to buy the burger from the elephant?

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random never funny

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that happened in my backyard

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What's the song?

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Afrika Bambaataa - "B-More Shake"

nice beat man

Are you trying to say Wendy's burgers are made from Elephant? I f*cking knew it.

It reminds me of "It's a Pizzone!" which is a glorious thing for you my friend.

Just another piece of proof that the King is God.

Why? BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE STEAKHOUSE. GOSH. PEOPLE ARE SO BEHIND THE TIMES.

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Putting the anal in analysis. Also work-safe'd.

Viral marketing is the suck.

IM WEARING A penIS GOURD TOO

Peeing elephant

YTMND is under a viral marketing attack by the fastfood industry. Click is actually head of the Wendy's marketing staff.

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lol nice